2. A makeup-obsessed 'teen' star that thinks he's the hottest thing to walk this earth.
3. A douchebag. Tries to look like Robert Pattinson by growing facial hair, and going for the 'i-don't-care-how-i-look-but-i-obviously-do-with-everything-i've-got' kind of look.
4. A complete tryhard. Going to end up going on a drug-spree and dieing like Elvis Presley.
5. A paedophile. Even though he's 21 years old, he's still loving the fact that 8 year-old girl's are in love with him.
6. A freak. Obviously can't sing for shit, and play's basketball with everything he's got even though he's probably shit at it in real life.
7. A manwhore. Most likely lost his virginity at the age of 5 to his preschool teacher.
8. A dork. Can't stand not being the centre of attention.
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: ZOMG I WANNA MAKE OUT WIT HIM MORR! HEZ MINE BIATCH!
Me: CAN YOU TWO SHUT UP??!?!?! YOU'RE DESTROYING THE PEACE IN HERE WITH YOUR STUPID FANGIRL SHIT!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: hayyy shut up mannn hez beeutifuhlz and ur jeluss dat he luvz me morr dan yu!
Me: Oh per-lease!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl2: AHH YU WANT HIM T0OH! TOO BAD BETCH HES MINE YU CANT HAV HIHM!
Me: Ughh, pass me a bucket!
CrazyRetardedObsessiveFangirl1: NAWW yu want him.
Me: NAWW i don't. he's a pansy freak that deserves to die.
*Grabs my portable stereo and blasts MCR to drown out their screams*
Isn't that what you would do?
It is noticable that most guys are jealous of Zac's popularity among girls, and will resort to calling him gay, a fag, talentless, etc.
Guy: You mean Troy Bolton? He's such a fag.
Person Who Is Not Zac Efron Fan Girl: Not really, but it would be nice to see him in roles that differ from the characters he has portrayed so far. 17 Again was okay though.
Zac Efron is a well renowned singer and actress. He is apparently a really "nice guy" according to Mel on Sunrise (Channel 7, early morning show). However he was only rated a 6 out of 10 for his "hotness" on the show "Are you HOT or NOT" for his girly appearance and skinny-legs. Along with his fast rise to fame, Zac Efron made many enemies. Zac Efron was shot a number of times by an armed gunman miraculously surviving the incident. Shortly after the incident an American S.W.A.T team repeatedly fired automatic machine gun fire at Zac Efron. Zac Efron survived yet again. The Team apologised saying that they "accidently" pulled their triggers.
He died on the 18th October 2006 (coincidently on his birthday) due to colorectal cancer. He died of a malignant polyp which had spread to his face. Thousands of fans did not attend his funeral however they did watch his new movie "High School Musical 4 - Back to High school...again"
Zac Efrons profile:
Height: 174 cm
Eye colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Nationality: Unknown/ Behemoth
"So Zac, how do you feel -" reporter gets cut off
"yes to all of them" - says zac efron
"Ok, but I havent even finished the ques -" reporter
"YES to all of them!" - says zac efron
"But I havent eve-" reporter
"YES TO ALL OF THEM" - says zac efron
"But thats not even the questi -" Reporter
"YES TO ALL OF THEM!!!" - says Zac efron
1. he is a dude who likes to play with his mother's make-up bag
2. a dude who cant sing for shit or act for shit
3. some guy every girl wants to be with so they can talk about what make-up works better
4. some dude who is gonna get a sex-change so he can wear all the make-up he wants and not be called gay.
like mother like son