When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win!
Man that girl was hairy. I pulled a full on ZZ Top on her and everything.
One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.
ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.
ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.