When a chick is going down on you, and you cum all over her chin, and then you reach down and yank out her snatch hair and stick it to her face like a beard. If it's as long as a ZZ Top beard, you win!
Man that girl was hairy. I pulled a full on ZZ Top on her and everything.
by roguecomposer September 05, 2008
a kick ass rock band that i listen to every day, NOT to be confused with all of the rest of the southern/mid western garbage crap
ZZ top is the shit!
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
Required to be present in every dictionary for the same reason as aardvark. Also, only thing of note to come from the southern USA.
Woah man isn't it freaky how all the dudes in ZZ Top have beards except Frank Beard??? What's UP WITH THAT??
by The King of the Internet March 30, 2003
One of many great bands/entertainers to come out of Texas. Ranked somewhere between Stevie Ray Vaughan and Pantera, but below Willie Nelson. More recent TX musical artists such as Bowling for Soup and Jessica Simpson can lick ZZ Top's bearded nuts.

ZZ Top's rowdy, shit-kicking guitar riffs revurbirate through your spine.
ZZ Top's "Sharp-dressed Man" is a great song to hear when you're getting ready to go out.
by Call me the Mayor November 22, 2006
The greatest southern rock band ever.
ZZ TOP:

Jesus Just Left Chicago

or

Woke Up With Wood
by shanediesel September 27, 2005
UK biker slang. Any beard or pubic hair growth of extrodinary magnitude. Named after the famous texas blues rock band of the same name for obvious reasons.
...when she took her knickers off her ZZ top reached her knees.
by black flag May 29, 2004

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