(n) a huge pimp that runs the world and has an empire
girl 1: hey! omg thats zuni, my bf! isnt he hot?
girl 2: wait what!? thats my bf!
girl 3: the hell? thats my ex!
A queer who gets their hair shaved from either losing a bet or a present. Usually described as a loser who nobody likes.
Guy 1: Dude, I'm getting my hair shaved!
Guy 2: No! Don't be a zuni! You'll get laughed at!