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ZPH
Acronym: Zero Point of the Holocaust

1. Description of something devastatingly horrible that happens to an individual; The worst possible situation in everyday life.

2. A small deterence or barrier that prevents one from being content with everyday life.

3. The funniest joke of all time.
"I just spilled coffee on my new rug! This is the ZPH."

"This traffic is the ZPH!"

My abortion came back to haunt me! This is the ZPH!!"
by Poopty poopty pants April 17, 2013