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Getting blown while riding a zamboni.
Damn I can't drive the zamboni straight while i'm getting a ZJ.
by Dr. Wayers December 11, 2006
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When you stick three guys dicks in a girls mouth, vag, and ass then take the straight angle of inserting into her mouth the downward angle of sticking it up her ass and the straightward angle in her vag and put those angles together and you get a z therefore Z-J
Dude that Z-J we gave Johnson was great said Craig Nick and Seth
by Nick Davis February 08, 2007
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*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.

2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.
by Ross Fortner November 08, 2007
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Z job
when you get your morning wood blowwn
Timmy just woke up and was horny so his girlfriend gave him a z-j.
by turd_burglar=) April 03, 2008
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ZJ is short for "Zebra Job" which is a hand job performed by two people on one person. The requiremnt for classification as a proper ZJ is that the two people perofrming the ZJ are of two different ethnicities and have there fingers interlaced. This gives the impression of zebra stripes hence the name.
The black and white chicks I left with last night locked hands and gave me one hell of a ZJ.
by zooman45 September 15, 2008
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It's what you promise boyfriend after he gives you a full body massage. Its starts out as really great sex until the mood is killed when you realize the window is wide open and your neighbor has been watching. After closing the window, you resort to finishing him off by hand, but boyfriend has the endurance of a steam engine and you soon become very bored and distracted by the TV show Skins. Without noticing, you become too aggressive, and he eventually makes you stop. Boyfriend will have blue balls in the morning.
Me: Hey babe, want a ZJ?
Boyfriend: Never again.
by thatonetime August 28, 2014
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Came from the movie beer fest refer to Zagjag
"I didn't know how to react, the next thing I knew we were messing around... she zagged me, damn good ZJ"

"I don't know how much I should really be paying this woman, I didn't think thats what a ZJ was"

by Firework Master March 19, 2009
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