The act of sticking your penile organ between a woman's (preferably lubricated) buttcheeks, followed by her jumping up and down, until the recipient's orgasm is achieved. Also known as "hotdogging". The "Z" is open for interpretation and dialogue.
Yo cuddie, that skeezer is good for nothing.
Nah cuh, word on the skreet is that she gives a fierce Z.J.
by Alexander The Decent June 11, 2009
noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z.
I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.
by Trav_outa_Jasper January 25, 2013
1) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants
2)Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state.
I was wasted last night man, I think I got a ZJ from your dog.
by The Real Shocker is your Fist September 07, 2008
It's what you promise boyfriend after he gives you a full body massage. Its starts out as really great sex until the mood is killed when you realize the window is wide open and your neighbor has been watching. After closing the window, you resort to finishing him off by hand, but boyfriend has the endurance of a steam engine and you soon become very bored and distracted by the TV show Skins. Without noticing, you become too aggressive, and he eventually makes you stop. Boyfriend will have blue balls in the morning.
Me: Hey babe, want a ZJ?
Boyfriend: Never again.
by thatonetime August 28, 2014
If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.
Dude, your mom gave me an amzing ZJ this morning.
Whats a ZJ?
If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.
by pen island May 19, 2008
Z job
when you get your morning wood blowwn
Timmy just woke up and was horny so his girlfriend gave him a z-j.
by turd_burglar=) April 03, 2008
when a black woman and a white woman interlock hands to look like zebra stripes and then proceed to double team HJ your cock.
hey bro, sha' quonda and Tami-Lynn are coming over tonight, if i play my cards right i am definitely getting a ZJ!
by Not-B-Rad February 25, 2014

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