noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z.
I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.
If you got to ask you can't afford it
A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.
A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high.
Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"
the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded
i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off
Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
performed on a man while he's asleep.
Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood
and resulting in his being roused from sleep.
See also: morning head
Note: The "ZJ
" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My baby's momma
gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain
on my sheets.
*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.
2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.
an act of oral sex from "giver" while the "receiver" is asleep; catching some Z's is derived from: kip, nap, sleep, and slumber.
z-j get it?
waking up to a girl practicing fellatio AKA "Z-J" on your penis.....
The act of sticking your penile organ between a woman's (preferably lubricated) buttcheeks, followed by her jumping up and down, until the recipient's orgasm is achieved. Also known as "hotdogging". The "Z" is open for interpretation and dialogue.
Yo cuddie, that skeezer is good for nothing.
Nah cuh, word on the skreet is that she gives a fierce Z.J.