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If you got to ask you can't afford it A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.
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A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a handjob while high. Barry: "A zj will cost ya $8"
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Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep. Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep. See also: morning head. Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D Q: Did she swallow? A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets. |
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the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off
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*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms. 1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.
2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ. |
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noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z. I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.
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Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra. I job a ZJ from these two girls the other night, then came on the black girls face. It was awesome.
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