A term that one person yells out to make another person feel stupid or used to mock someone who has just been treated unfairly or is whipped. Another occurrance is to use this when you agree with someone. Caleb Spires has a patent on this word, though. You must ask his permission before using this word or you are copywriting, and you will be sued.
Caleb Spires: "Hey, do you want to come over to play Call of Duty after school?"
Not Caleb Spires #1: "No thanks, I am going to make cookies with my girlfriend."
Not Caleb Spires #2: "You suck."
Caleb Spires: "ZING!"
A phrase most commonly stated after a particularly clever comment, ex: a pun, a dis, in rare cases a well placed "your mom" or "so's your face" or "That's what she said."
It is often associated with a third party, having heard said clever comment in another's conversation.
Used in place of other put down-ish phrases, such as, "You just got served" or "Oh snap!" or "PWNED!" etc.
John: ...In short, it was a real come from behind victory.
Ryan: That's what she said!
Same as "Oh, snap!"
Whenever someone makes a smart ass comment towards somebody other than you, you are permitted to say "Zing!!!"
Also if you made a smart ass comment towards somebody, you can later refer to it as if you "zinged" them.
John: Where were you last night, Tom?
Tom: In your mom's bed!
"I zinged that guy pretty good there, lol"
An expression of overwhelming self satisfaction usually through comic means.
Usually follows a joke at someone else's expense, or when you prove someone wrong.
Can also be used to highlights ones own personal achievment.
Carl: "Hey Mike you're a great guy... not! Zing!"
Carl: "Hey Mike you're dick. Zing!"
"Tests came back negative.... Zing!"
Phrase used as appreciation of a pun, or sometimes a put-down or momma joke. Almost always used by an observer, yet sometimes (in very pathetic circumstances) by the ZING-er
"I hear your mom does!" "Woa... dude, Zing!" *high Fives*
Usually a sarcastic remark to a very lame joke. Can be used immediately after the punchline or a brief pause after the punchline---timing is of the essence. Originally coined in some cartoon I can't remember.
Mr. X: "Knock, knock..."
Mr. Y: "Who's there?"
Mr. X: "Anita."
Mr. Y: "Anita, who?"
Mr. X: "Anita Bath! ......zing!"
*Y punches X*