Top Definition
ZFS
ZFS= Zip, Flop, Suck
unzip, flop your schlong out, and have the object of your agression suck it good'n'hard.
Work is realy shitting me, and my boss is riding me hard. Well he can go ZFS me
by [OAS].TiNY November 01, 2005

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