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If you are living in Lithuania and don't have much money at the same or live in a remote from city blocks neighbourhood, this is your primary internet provider. Well, it evolved from "Telekom", which also dealt in stationary home phones and internet.
Anyways, it was called TEO recently. To make it look cooler. I know it stands for something, but i didn;t bother to remember. Anyway, to look hip and cool and youthfull and shit, it also renamed internet from "TAKAS" (the path) to "ZEBRA" (d'uh), telephon to VOX (latint for voice) and began serving GALA digital TV. Anyway, it suck and it's not cheap. As I was saying, internet. If you're an unlucky lad in the categories before mentioned, you'll have ZEBRA internet. If you're extremely unlucky, you'll have ZEBRA "BAZINIS" (basic) like your's truly. It's dial-up. It's from 17.00 to 8.00. It 32KB/s slow. Try playing MMO or MMORPG on that. It has extremely slow FTP server. It sucks. It rapes 39Lt/month. (about 20 bucks. To make it more american, let's just asume that you make 4K and pay 40 for net.) So stop bitchin' about AOL. I don't use subscribtion to "gamespot" and shit, because:
1) i don't have the money 2) My internet is ZEBRA, that is, i won't be able to finish downloads until my subscription is cancelled. |
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| 1. | zebra | ||
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TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra. Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.
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| 2. | zebra | ||
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A person who is half black and half white. Often times offensive. Haha, look at that zebra!
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An offspring of a white and black relationship Barack Hussein Obama is a zebra
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| 4. | zebra | ||
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(n) common slang term for referees or field officials in certain sports (particularly in American football) due to the white and black striped uniforms That zebra should be hunted down for that assinine 'pass interference' call.
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A horse-like animal with black and white stripes. "OH GOD, THE ZEBRA IS KILLING HUMANITY!" said Jonathan.
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Any of several swift, wild, horselike African mammals of the genus Equus, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black or brown stripes. Is that Zebra black with white stipes or white with black stripes?
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1. A tasty gum of many differently flavored and colored sticks. Zebra Gum is so tasty.
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