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If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.
It's 10 for an h-job, 20 for a b-job and 50 for a Z job.
by TheSpacePope September 23, 2007
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if you dont know what it is you probably cant afford it
hey you want a zjob
whats that
if you dont know wat it is you probably cant afford it
by darthredneck February 07, 2008
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I thought I was dreaming, but i was actually receiving a z-job....zzzzzzz.
by acoors May 19, 2007
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recieving head while sleeping
i can't believe i didn't wake up while i was getting a z job!
by aye woody October 21, 2007
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If you have to ask, you can't afford it.... But for those of you who CAN afford it, here it is:
Basically it involves a man recieving oral sex from a woman, while she is Asleep. Now, for the exact details (all of which start with the letter "Z", culminating in the ultimate Z Job):
Step 1: The woman takes a strong sleep-aid called Zolpidem. This is helpful so as not to wake the woman.
Step 2:Zilactin-B Mouth Sore Gel. This is applied by the man, into the woman's mouth. This will partially numb her mouth, allowing for maximum oral sex time before she wakes up.
Thes acts will test the limits of the woman's facials muscles and tissues: A zygomatic bone in your face(pair) & a zygomaticus Major and minor ( they are groups of muscles around your mouth)

Step 3: And now comes the grand finale. The zonula ciliaris is a small muscle located on the eye ball. As the man is about to climax, he slaps the woman, abruptly returning her to consciousness. Shocked, the woman gasps and quickly opens her eyes. This is when the man ejaculates on her open eyes, coating the zonula ciliaris.

After this has been accomplished, you have successfully completed a proper Z Job.
I gave Tera a Z Job.
by Screech McScreech May 01, 2010
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If you don't know. You can't afford it.
by xbuRx September 22, 2007
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A Z Job is were you are recieving a blow job where the giver of the blow job is sleeping, also refered to as catching some zzz's, therefore a z job
Wow, my roommate gave me the best Z Job last night, haha and he always wakes up complaining about the bad taste in his mouth in the morning, what a fool.
by D 103 December 03, 2009
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