Top Definition
The act of trying to hide one's boner and instead failing miserably by exposing the head of the penis above one's beltline.
missed connection >>> m4m

was downtown bar when we made eye contact. u had a raging z tuck. i had on a black shirt. u smiled and started to come my way but my homophobic friends beat u. id like to make it up to u. if you get this respond with the color of my eyes and the tattoo on ur tip.
by RaunchyRick69 July 09, 2011

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