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1.
A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it
"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"
by Pizzels89 June 20, 2008

Words related to Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney

admiration.10pints ect fitface insult mother