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Abbreviation - YTO (Ytowning Time Off). In general Ytowning means to call in sick, take off, take vacation, or just plain not show up to work.
Examples of ytowning can include:
Migraine headaches
Driving to the wrong building
Fire alarms
Locking oneself out of their apartment
Not being a morning person
by scsssadf August 28, 2008

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