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50.
1) the answer for any and every question.

2) what you say when there is nothing better to say.

3) only the greatest insult ever.

4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes
1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"

You: "Your Mom"
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2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?"

You: "So does Your Mom."
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3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You."

You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom."
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4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.
by Milli Rillows Movies April 23, 2008
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51.
My answer to everything.
Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
by Violetownz January 17, 2008
18 5
 
52.
An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.
Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!
by Nico April 25, 2005
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53.
Your Mom is the person I had sex with last night.
Your Mom, ask her.
by Ploofy 4 January 11, 2010
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54.
an answer to any question if you dont know the answer.
Homie: Hey whats 2 plus 2??
Homie#2: Your mom!!
by PuNkY July 15, 2003
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55.
Your mom, according to experts of psychiatry; is the fattest, ugliest, hottest, dumbest, most sexually active person in the history of the world.

Also a great conversation ender.
Ex 1:

Person 1: Hey dude, what did you do yesterday?

Person 2: Your mom.



Ex 2:

Person 1: So, Frank Macfarlane Burnet was an Australian virologist best known for his contributions to immunology. He conducted pioneering research on bacteri-

Person 2: Your mom.

Person 1:....

by YER FATHA January 05, 2009
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56.
Woman who either 1) pushed you through her vagina or 2) had surgery to have you removed.
Your mom gave birth to you after going through 12 hours of labor.
by YourMomOnFour June 18, 2008
20 10