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a cut down used when one person realizes that they have been cut down and dont have anythig good to say. smart: hey dude why dont you go to the doctor and ask him to find a ghostly outline of where your balls used to be and have him put some new ones on
retard: oh yeah well..... YOUR MOM |
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The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense. -Ex 1-
Person 1: That's one tall building Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building! Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!! Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!! Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!! -Ex 2- Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday. Person 2: Come ON man! Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!! |
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n. phrase overly used by teenagers, which is a great way to fill in sentences. is usually very funny, but can be offensive. hey sarah, did you finish doing your homework? no andy, but i did finish doing your mom!
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A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations. John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom John: Your a dick Me: Your mom doesn't mind John: Get off my nuts dude Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine. John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude. Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy? |
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what you say to anyone who is insulting you, or if you just want to make them mad. guy 1: you're gay.
guy 2: your mom's gay. guy 1: dude, that doesn't make sense. guy 2: your mom doesn't make sense. OHH BURNN! |
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1) the answer for any and every question.
2) what you say when there is nothing better to say. 3) only the greatest insult ever. 4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes 1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"
You: "Your Mom" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?" You: "So does Your Mom." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You." You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer. |
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My answer to everything. Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom. - Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?! Me:...Your mom. - Teacher: Any questions? Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom? |
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