brother:what time is it?
me:time for you mom
brother:where do babys come from?
brother:what is an nvidia 7900 GT OC graphics card and an creative x-fi soundblaster with fidelity, with 4 gigs of ram???/
brother:hey whats up?
brother:what are we having for thanksgiving dinner?@?@?@
me:duhh, your mom!!!!!
Dude number two: You clocked your mom!
Dude number one: you clocked your mom's mom
dude number two: you clocked you dad!
dude number one: you clocked you dog's papa's baby's momma.
dude number two: dude, you just dissed my girlfriend.
Townie: YOUR MOM!
Normal dude: excuse me
Townie: YOUR MOM YOU FUKKIN FAGGOT!