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Your mom is a large overweight woman in her mid to late fifties. She often can be found in a prone position or on her knees, performing sexual favors for her childrens friends. Her vaginal cavity is often quite wide and in some cases filled with bats or spider's webs. A very permiscuous woman, she is often the target of many comical antidotes and other insults.
Your Mom is a fat slut man did you know that.
by jriver15 May 23, 2008
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1. Vague insult used by exasperated pimple faced teenger.

2. Punctuation for anything at all, ever. Also retort for anything at all, ever. Doesn't have to make any sense, at all, ever.

3. Slut.
"I went to see Matrix Reloaded yesterday!"

"I went and saw your mom last night!"

"That Astrovan demolished the Echo."

"Your mom demolished my echo last night!"
by Skyline Rescue Dart May 23, 2003
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your mom fucked me
noo way
way
'his mom comes in
ready for round 2
HELL YEAH
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A phrase spurted out during a heated conversation. Usually has no meaning. Considered by many as a whole-hearted sentence of superiority in chat-rooms, or in an MSN Instant Messaging conversation. Generally a brainless statement.
Asshead says:
I h8 u

Asshead says:
dont tok 2 meh

Asshead says:
your mom
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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Aphrase which, if used correctly, can be a highly amusing insult. Often used as a come back but can sometimes just be used for the sake of it. It is not a good idea to use it on one of your siblings though as can back fire very easily.
E.G 1
Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation.

John: Ermm.. Your Mom!

Jack: You suck
John: I suck your mom

E.G 2
John: Hey, Jack!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Jack: What the fuck!
John: Your mom.
Jack: Fuck You
John: Fuck your mom
Jack: Leave me alone
John: Only if you leave your mom alone
Etc...

E.g 3 (At a job interview)

Interviewer: So john what is your main interest
John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom

John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday!
Jack: What!
John: Your mom!
Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!!
by Ashphamy Evans August 21, 2007
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what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.
" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"
by susie bebop March 31, 2007
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a funny answer to any question, and i mean any question. best used to really piss someone off and possibly fight you if they get pissed enough.
Guy1: is your mom wearing tye dye again? she looks like a fuckin rainbow.

you: that reminds me tell your mom not to run rainbow colored lipstick, everytime she blows me she calls me skittles.

random dude: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh snap
by Jay Keast May 06, 2007
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