Teacher: John tell me a vital condition needed for successful fractional distillation.
John: Ermm.. Your Mom!
Jack: You suck
John: I suck your mom
John: Hey, Jack!
John: Your mom!
Jack: What the fuck!
John: Your mom.
Jack: Fuck You
John: Fuck your mom
Jack: Leave me alone
John: Only if you leave your mom alone
E.g 3 (At a job interview)
Interviewer: So john what is your main interest
John: Well i am going to have to say...ermm... Your mom
John: OMG! You'll never guess what hapened to me yesterday!
John: Your mom!
Passer By: OOH OOH You got owned!!
normally expressed as an intended slight on said maternal figure. often serves as indication of the end of a conversation.
Y: You're a fat farm animal.
X: I'll show you a fat farm animal.
Y: Your mom is a fat farm animal.
You: about as long as your mom
Guy#2: I watched your MOM
Dude: What'd u have for lunch
Dude#2: YOUR MOM!!!!
Random Dude: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.
also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Fred: Your mom.
Idiotic random guy: SNAAAP!
Bob: ...And what do you have to say to that Fred?
Fred: Uhhh...YOUR MOM!
Bob: What are you doing?
Fred: Your mom! *snickers*
Bob: Dude, that's getting old.
Fred: Oh yeah, so is your mom.
Idiotic random guy: OOHHH! YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOLD!!
Me: Your mom goes to college.