1. Used as a retort by immature, illiterate tweens or chavs.
2. Used as a snappy retort to a command, followed by In Bed!, by some sarcastic teenagers.
3. The person who sucked my huge, shiny cock last night.
g1:"Dude, you fucked up my bike!"
UprightCitizen: "Oh, go get a job."
ShadowMunki: "Your mom gets a job... in bed! Oh ho ho! Burn, motherfucker!"
3. Sorry, I just had to add that one in. Too tempting. And cocks can be shiny if they're big enough. Like mine :)
An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:
Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.
Truth or Dare?
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)
An insult that can apply to almost anyone at anytime. It is regarded the best insult ever.
Bill: Just Put the book in the bag.
Joe: Your mom put it in!
stupid come back teenagers use to sound "cool" usually said to be funny; create laughter. sometimes associated with sex
someone: so what did you do last night?
You: your mom!
You: Your Mom!
Me: Dude, really??
reply for: your mom !
guy 1: Your mom!
guy 2: She's your mom,too!!!!!!!!!
During an argument, one can use Your Mom! to turn the tide in his/her favor. Used only when you know that you can't possibly win the fight with an actual reply. Also note that your oppenent can cancel Your Mom by repeating it after you.
Todd:...And that's why I'm right, Chris.
Chris: Yeah...but...your mom! Oh! It's on!
Todd: Oh yeah? Your mom too! Burn!
Chris: What? No, you can't do that! NOOOO!