A modern day Junior Mafia. Similarly to how most members of Junior Mafia were really just background rappers for Biggie, Diddy and Lil Kim, the majority of the rappers signed to the label are just there for back up verses and group photos. Aside from Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj and recently Tyga, no rapper signed to their label has much of a career to look foward to.
Ignant Nigga 1: Yo, Bow Wow's signed to Young Money! Bow Wizzle's back!!
Educated Listener: Really? Well so are Mack Maine, Jae Millz, Cory Gunz, Lil Twist, Gudda Gudda, Lil Chuckee, Short Dawg, T-Streets, Porcelain Black and Shanell, and when was the last time you heard a single from any of them?
Ignant Nigga 2: The fuck up nigga! YMCMB over everything!
Boo, Curren$y, Kidd Kidd, and Omarion: ...
the equivalent of the rap special olympics most famously known for
Drake- Rich jew from Canada who has the rapping talent of well........ a rich jew from Canada
Nicki Minaj- Writes about .1% of her material and can sing 0% without autotune
Lil Wayne- Defines everything wrong with pop culture narrowly beat out by Soulja Boy for worst lyricist
Wigger Friend: "Dude have you heard the new Young Money song it's so g Lil Wayne is the "troof"
Me: "You realize your pants are around you ankles"
Lil Waynes Record Company
Young Money Just put on a new artist
A fucking joke. Lead by Lil Wayne who rhymes "fucking" with "fucking" at 10 seconds per rhyme and sounds like a frog with throat cancer. Also consisting of Drake who thinks he's cool? (He was on the teennick show Degrassi...) and Nicki Minaj who is the UGLIEST MOTHER FUCKER I've ever seen with a voice that makes me want to kill myself talking about doing stuff that makes me gag.
Young Money Fake Hip-Hop
a group of faggots including Lil Wayne, Drake, Tyga (WTF kinda name is tht), Lloyd, Gudda and Nicki Minaj (shes aite ;)) they all think they can rap but theyre all weak as hell. all the songs they have put out are all about fucking and getting with women. even though theyres nothing wrong with this... get original for Christs sake no rapper these days are original.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear Young Moneys new single?
kid 2: I heard they put out a new single but all their beats sound the same so i couldnt tell the difference.
Kid 1: True lets go jam to some Biggie.
YM - Young Money is Lil Wayne's Recording Label filled with stars who think they're the sh*t because of the mainstream (POP) recognition they get.
Lil Wayne: Why that, why this, why you on that why shit?
Motherf**ker ask me why, I say YM!
Eminem: "Why Em?" 'Cause someone needed to save the rap game.
Lil Wayne: Young Money, baby. Young mula, baby.
Eminem: Seriously, shut the fuck up.
a young person who know how to hustle
dat young money sho kno how da game go
The rare and incurable form of malignant cancer in all rap today. Starring:
Lil Wayne- sounds like a frog chocking on a rock and constantly rhymes nigga with nigga. He also thinks he can play guitar, and so does the swagfag army, when really it sounds like shit and kids these days think Lil "Wang's" the bomb, or has swag or some shit.
Drake-Constantly uses the word YOLO and other stupid acronyms like HYFR or or FLY. In other words-COMPLETE DUMBASS.
Nicki Minaj-Thinks she is so hot and talented. She can't sing nor can she rap. Also threw the sound effects of her masturbating on her songs. AND she has a giant build up of plaque and halitosis in her mouth.
Tyga-Thinks that he is "da shit." Remix in his own lyrics with 2Pac so that automatically makes him a "G." And also says he wants a blow job from an elderly woman.
The list of the shitty rappers (I wouldn't call them that) goes on. But it's pretty much the same thing over and over again.
Below is a description of what happened to me just two weeks ago.
ME: (Song by young money comes on) What the hell is this?
WILD SWAGGOT:(Roughly Translated) Yo niqqa i can't belive u havnt heard dis sheeit yet, yo! I'ts lil weezy featuring drake and tyga aint it swaggin?
ME:No, In fact the more I listen to it, the more tumors begin to grow in my ears.
WILD SWAGGOT:Aw fuk naw man y u hatin on dem u kno wayne tyga and drake got more beeyotches than u, they got da swag, them hoes, and caaash! an wut u got
ME: A brain.
WILD SWAGGOT:maaaaaaan fuk u and your jelly, heavy metal listinin, unswaggin ass, im gon keep jammin to sum REEL musik.(Contines doing what eems to bee a satanic dance ritual. as he dances, more swaggots join in.
(Lyrics coming out of the speakers:(Roughly translated) "does bitches aint got da swagga like swagga swagga like me swagga swagga like me" Every person except the wild swaggot cringes in pain when the horrible moose mating call comes out of the boombox:(Roughly Translated) YAAAHNG MOOOLAH BAAAAYBUHHHHHH!)
ALL EXCEPT FOR THE SWAGGOTS: "Agh!" "My ears!" "Put a cork in it!" "Jesus Christ liberate this angel!" etc
GROUP OF SWAGGOTS: mahyn fuk yall, dont know what reel musyk is, yo. (they continue doing the satanic dance ritual)
ME:Yeah it's time to go home.
FUCK YOUNG MONEY! WU TANG CLAN FOR LIFE!