The reason my internet's capped.
God damn it! I'm addicted to YouTube, and now I got 56k speed!
by -Tazer- September 13, 2007

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A site where you can upload your own videos and watch other peoples. Like MTV but you can choose what music you want, or just watch something random. Also full of homemade music videos, and films made for fun or to promote new film makers.
It's MUCH BETTER than television and provides a way to experience "media" without everything being controlled by "Them" (i.e. government, big business, and Rupert Murdoch.)
Let's face it, television is mostly abject propaganda, and YouTube is a way for real people to talk about things that matter, not what The Corporation want you to watch. Also of course you can watch fights, car crashes, and people doing stupid things, comedy animals, rants, documentaries about 9/11 being an inside job, etc etc, and indeed etc.
The big mystery of YouTube is - how come there isnt any Porn on it? Surely they can't watch everything that's uploaded? It's a mystery and I want answers! Luckilyu there is also such a thing as pornotube.
YouTube could become the replacement for television one day.
Sean Bedlam is pretty amusing too sometimes.
by Bob Beefhole March 08, 2007

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The place where you can get banned for saying a fucking negative comment.
JohnnyGamerxX: You know, I really hate the kids that think they're fucking ALL THAT.

YouTube: You're banned for saying a negative comment/cyberbullying.

JohnnyGamerxX: *grabs belt*
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Factory farming of successful video ideas by ordinary everyday people. You can bet any idea for a video that is fresh and new and successful will become dull, tired and over used by next month like ASMR or gaming videos, since any girl with boobs can put on a low cut top and push up bra and speak softly and get guys going.

And any eccentric gamer can act like a mental patient who hasn't taken their meds playing a PC game while moaning about their framerate can pull in lots of kiddie viewers who think they are awesome.

Also the stupid clickbait list videos, example: 1o reasons why you shouldn't flush the toilet after you take a shit or 10 reasons why you have been jacking off wrong all your life or 25 people who were famously caught having sex in a phone box.

What happens when morons are allowed access to public TV with a potential audience of millions and become millionaires themselves because of it.

If thats' not enough retardedness for you, there's also a comments section on every video where you can have the same shitty arguments about politics and religion that have been going since the dawn of the Internet and insult or be insulted by those who don't agree with you. You can make the most retarded statement ever and if anyone disagrees with you just yell "Freedom of Speech mutha fucka!!"
If you watch videos on Youtube, you are a fucking tube.
by Goth Doll June 29, 2016

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1. a video sharing website where anyone can upload. Youtube is owned by google and was created in 2005
"Do you watch youtube"
by themlgduck May 13, 2016

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A video streaming website. Used to be a great site until its demise when it was bought out by google. Although google did some good things that we accept as the consumer, there were many changes that damaged YouTube. One of these was a bot that filters through every YouTube video in order to spot copyright infringement. Now thanks to google's lazy choice of using a bot over a human to do the copyright work, big companies saw this as a big money maker and censorship machine and had started to abuse this copyright system in order to care and harass YouTubers who critique on products, movies, etc. Currently (This will be an outdated event in the future) there are good people fighting back against this harmful and greedy scum that intend to create "bloodshed" for profit. And again, despite all of this bad stuff, YouTube is a great site and it will be even better if we help eliminate the problems affecting it.
John: Hey Tobias. Remember the guy that reacted to the Damn Daniel vines?
Tobias: Yeah. Did anything happen to him?
John: He had his reaction video and a couple of others taken down by a fake company named Merlin CDLTD. Theydon't care how much damage they do to YouTube, they just want the money because "Money talks"
Tobias: Ive heard of people rebelling against this scum and I'm part of the good fight! wanna help make YouTube great again?
John: Yeah! lets fight the good fight!
by dr.danger65 June 26, 2016

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A site that was once about, well, you is now about whoever makes the most money.

Are you an animator? YouTube doesn't give two shits and they'll never support you.
Do you want to be a critic? Ha! If you want to get a copyright strike then go for it!
Do you want to express your opinion? Get ready to be hated and get your channel taken down for no reason?
Do you want to do anything creative? Go fuck yourself - YouTube

If you want to be successful, do something easy like becoming a let's player or a vlogger. Oh yeah, and make sure you have a pretty face so idiots can fantasize on being in bed with you.
Or you could become the utter scum of YouTube and become a reactionist. What's a reactionist? They're basically people who watch a video and do nothing but yell, "oh shit" or "dayum!" without being creative. In fact, they steal the video!

So there you have it. A site that can be amazing but chooses to be shit.
Hey my channel got taken down!
YouTube: Fuck you.
by Gluff September 10, 2016

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