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15.
A site that was once good, full of artists who liked to have a place to express their work and get useful and constructive criticism. This was when it first started.

Now it is home to:

-Stupid wannabe hackers trying to post tutorials.

-5 year old children who claim they are 26.

-People who spam the comments section with webcam links.

-People who constantly ask, "what song is that?".

-Annoying people who keep asking how to do something despite it clearly being explained.

-People who give every video they encounter the lowest rating possible (1 star).

-People who continuously post "please subscribe to my channel" on every video description.

-People who use the new video annotation function to post "subscribe!" all over the place.

-Angry people ranting about why they hate parking spaces and everything in between.

-People who try to make funny or amusing videos involving a "mash-up" of video clips.

-People who do product reviews who have absolutely no idea what they are talking about.

-Idiots trying to do stunts that fail horribly.

-People who use "U" and "UR" in tutorial videos.

-People who use Windows Movie Maker and don't even change the colors.

-People who post videos with excessively loud music that takes your focus off the video.

-A code that everyone uses on their site to embed videos because nobody has ever heard the concept of embedding their own videos.

-People who use the crappiest encoding formats that sound like crap.

-Failed comedians who try to copy off of Saturday Night Live and Mad TV.

-People who like to quote movies or re-make them.

-Some of the most foul mouthed little children who like to abuse the word "fuck" in every comment and/or video title.

In other words, YouTube used to be fairly decent, but then little idiots took over and now the rest of us are thrown into this swirl of atrocity they call videos.
Person 1: Hey man lets make a YouTube video we think is going to be funny, and then we will get angry when someone tries to comment against it!

Person 2: Yea! Then we can put loads of video annotations all over our video that tell people to subscribe!
by Da Milkman February 24, 2009
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1.
YouTube is a website that allows users to upload and share videos worldwide. Launched in Febuary 2005 by three former members of paypal, YouTube has seen immense success, and as of March 2006 roughly 20,000 videos are uploaded daily.

-YouTube, "Broadcast Yourself."
I made a video blog on YouTube.

I found Audioslave concert videos on YouTube.

Parents should be aware of what their children post on YouTube, as there are many perverts and perverted comments.
by James Johnson April 02, 2006
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2.
Yet another way to waste time at work.
My boss walked into my office and almost caught me on YouTube.
by MRT2 October 11, 2006
4314 527
 
3.
A website that encourages its users to "Broadcast Yourself," and allows people to upload videos of nearly anything. Though it was announced in October 2006 that the site was going to be taken over by Google, the REAL takeover is already occuring, under the radar, by the following groups:
1.) Overcaffeinated fifteen-year-olds with camcorders, Windows Movie Maker, and way, way too much free time.
2.) Anime fanatics who believe that virtually every song sounds better when remixed with completely random clips from their favorite episode of Naruto.
Omigod! So, like, Ashley and I uploaded the sweetest video of ourselves dancing to the latest Fergie song onto Youtube!!
by Monsterboy777 November 18, 2006
1910 286
 
4.
A website for you to 'broadcast yourself.' Users can upload videos of practically anything that can be voted or commented on by other users.
Youtube hosts some awesome fight videos!
by Godknown March 25, 2006
1345 365
 
5.
A site where you can upload videos and watch videos other people have made. Great idea in theory but is spoiled by all the negative comments by people who can barely spell, probably won't last much longer because people will just choose not to upload their videos.
Two actual messages sent to me on Youtube

Message 1
ere are you pro like mate or wha' ? cos i is be feeling that shit you'r a leg end. i is be likeing your emotion cos you look like you'r getting right into that SHIT!!!! p.s ever thought about going on holiday or maybee taking a break ??? apperntly a break makes you better at singing take the year off you maybe able to sing ,just maybee but i doubt it (TWAT) UNLUCKY SHIT AYE MULLET BOY

Message 2
I hope you know you've completely ruined mine and other people's favourite songs. I hope you get ovarian cancer and die D:
by Billy D. Kid July 04, 2006
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6.
A sweet ass website,that is the shit when it comes to finding fight videos,and any other jump-off you can't find anywhere else.
Sometimes it sucks because when you leave a comment that is negative,and sometimes positive, things can get very racial and just out-of-hand.
holla
What you will witness on youtube.com very often...

*Video: A sissy fight between two dudes,thats very one sided.*

Me: Ayo,that dude got his ass handed to him...But both of them couldn't fight. holla

DoucheBag #1: Shut up you fucking nigger..I bet he could woop your ass anyday,you porch monkey.

Douchebag #2: The cracka that won need to cum to ma hood and see whats up with it!! Wyoming all day bitch!!

Douchebag #3: Hey Douchebag #1..your fuckin cracka ass need to shut up..honkey!

Me:...why does everything have to turn racial?!?!

More Douchebag's enter the convosation..etc....
by Truth904 May 23, 2006
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Online video sharing site, owned by THE MIGHTY GOOGLE.
Youtube has videos. Yes it does.
by Bean945 October 10, 2006
739 145