You are a worthless waste of life, which is why - at this precise point in world history - you are reading this sentence. You think you should be doing something more productive, but for some reason, you aren't. You think your taste in music matters. You think playing video games makes you "alternative". You "spontaneously" quote Monty Python. You installed Linux on a partition because it seemed vaguely countercultural. You wear a fucking fedora in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. You went to a second-tier state college and joined the Roleplaying club on the first day of orientation. You watch anime but insist you're not a fanboy. You quote memes at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic conventions. You drive a 1990's Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20's" bumper sticker. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist but never get responses. You haven't had much sex, and the few times you did were clumsy and tedious. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because that's not, like, what you're about, you know? You collect Plastic Crap. You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval. You get your ideas and arguments from blogs. You don't get invited, you tag along. You like to tell yourself you "only date nerds because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to fuck off if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which X-Men power you want, while your peers are building the world in their image. You fail it, where it = EVERYTHING.

Seriously, fuck you.
"You need to die."

"You fail beyond possible bounds."
by Rey3127 March 24, 2008
10 Words related to You
The person reading this.
Hey you!!! You're reading this!!!
by Corky Duke September 14, 2005
The cause of all the worlds problems.
You killed Jesus, spread the plague, shot JFK, and made Britney Spears popular. Thanks a lot....dick.
by Neoman123 February 17, 2006
The perfect comeback to any insult.
Dina: You are a complete idiot and an utter waste of space on this planet. The mere sight of you makes me want to throw up. Please, go away. I don't care where. Just go away.

Pat: You.
by Double Cheeseburger September 07, 2006
The person that you see when you look in a mirror
What are YOU looking at?
by TEXAS SUCKS! December 30, 2005
Someone who has nothing better to do than surfing the web or read clever definitions at urbandictionary.com
Im so bored. I write a meaning for you on urban dictionary
by btbl May 22, 2007
The only one that can prevent wildfires.
Only YOU can prevent wildfires.

-Smokey Bear
by Lebrochaun October 24, 2009

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