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1.
You have me with you no matter what forever.
Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.
by w4th3f0u July 10, 2008
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2.
a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense
Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.
by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006
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