Person A: "I freaking flunked that math test."
You: "Because you're an idiot infested with attention issues."
Person A: "Screw you, dude."
You: "You would. Dude."
Person B: "I'm going to go to the mall with my friends, and maybe even get some action with my boyfriend. ;)"
You: "You would."
Ex. 3 -
Person C: "I hate people who just judge others just by a one-time chance and hypocrites. Like that new girl Judy, she just went out and snapped at my best friend and never got to know her."
You: *sighs* "You would."
idiot- "you WOULD forget we had a huge test today."
person- "i DID forget."
idiot- "but really."
B: You would.
A: "Hi! My name is Bob. What's your name?"
B: "lol you would"
A: "I would what.."
Antonym- You wouldn't.
B: "Man, you would."
A: "Urg. Seen the spots on her?"
B: "Yeah, but you still would"