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In Arabic origins, it means greatest man in the world. Ruler of all, and Sultan of Olympian High School.
The Pope, King Richard, Sultan Suliemon The Magnificiant and Yosef Alemi were the worlds greatest rulers.
by Abrahim Azia April 21, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A strong black man with big muscles
He is a yosef
by The cookie maker September 23, 2010
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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A sexy, badass dude from Israel who knows how to serve up a shot of tequila and give you an orgasm just by staring at you ;-) Not to be confused with arabic Yousufs who think they're hot shots when they're not. YOSEFs are from Israel!
Elise: Hey T check him out he's soo sexy, his name is YOSEF
Tina: I dunno he looks soo mean
Elise: I know it's driving me crazy thinking what he would do to me if given the chance.
by AlphaRomeo* December 06, 2013
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Definition - a bhoasting individual

(see the definition for bhoast)
1) Yaagnika is a yosef.

2) Mr. Ma made the test up on the spot? That yosef!
by harry potter January 29, 2005
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Your self
This is yosef, not me.
by JoDoMa1 December 17, 2016
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