If bullshit were money. Yorkshire would be London. The male inhabitants of Yorkshire thrive on self-pity. They imagine themselves to be 'hard' and each having individually suffered more woes than Mahatma Gandhi, Mother Theresa and Jesus Christ combined in their solipsistic lifetime. In evidence to the contrary, they removed the 'scrum' for their own Northern (League) version of Rugby because it involved some actual pain and real discomfort. Nobody else in the world rates Yorkshire or Yorkshire men like themselves. To those in the wider world, who have had the misfortune to come into proximity with them, they conjure up vague images of rain, miserable 'chip on shoulder' long faces, crass loud mouthed ignorance, ukuleles, pigeon shit and cloth caps.
Northerners in general (especially those from Lancashire) favour the artist is L S Lowry, who painted scenes of northern (often industrial) misery in a quaint childlike manner.
Not much is known of Yorkshire women. It is thought that the men do not allow them to talk, under threat of domestic violence.
Yorkshire = Hell, surely. And Yorkshire men are like Satans Oompa-Loompas
by CharlieTwoLegs August 01, 2010
yorkshire.....a place where Burnley is.
"small town in yorkshire,
you`re just a small town in yorkshire,
small town in yorrrrrrrkshire,
you`re just a small town in yorkshire"

(a song sung by Blackburn Rovers fans, when playing Burnley...which isn`t very often)
by Dr Fox May 08, 2007
a derogatory term used to refer to someone who is either thick or inbreed
that girl is so stupid, bet she's yorkshire. i never meet someone more yorkshire in my life.

stop being so yorkshire
by akisunshine August 12, 2008
a place where old cunts like to talk about mining and cricket. a place not dissimilar to hell itself. yorkshire sucks monkey chum.
man, i just ate my own poo and the taste reminded me of how bad yorkshire is

pakistan, you think pakistan is bad? try going to yorkshire!

by i h8 yorkshire 4 lyf January 12, 2009
a boring boring place with nothing but sheep, fields and inbreds. scared of change the whole area is living in the 80's. The only form of dialect is "ee" "come by" "tractor" and "aye" which is used for everything. the main local dish is a YORKSHIRE pudding which is a cheap form of a dumpling as 3/4 is missing.
oh my god i must be living in the most boring place on earth how do i get out of YORKSHIRE
by old greg June 30, 2006
Yorkshire is a scruffy place in the north of England that strongly resembles a huge chemical dumping ground!!. It is full of strange people who are generally stupid and scruffy looking in appearence with no no self esteem or pride. People from yorkshire also have sexual attractions to white fluffy animals called sheep!!
I would hate to go to YORKSHIRE because it full of sheep lovers...
by Mike Hughes January 28, 2005
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