The act of orally pleasuring a male, whilst two objects of minty/menthol flavor are placed on said males' genitals (one above and one below), creating a sort of mint-phallic patty.
Emerdale the soap written by soft, southern, shandy drinking, bastards to charicature hard working intelligent yorkshire men.
It has beauty and a great deal of countryside, which, unfortunately, is disappearing. Probably one of the only places in Britain that is British.
Myself, I am moving to Scotland again next year, for Yorkshire is for the Yorkshire men. Keep immigrants out of it! They do not deserve to live there, and will only populate the towns, hence making them bigger.
Yorkshire people are not animal molesters, either; any dumbass knows that, and almost any dumbass knows that when it comes to bestiality, Wales is the joke. Not Yorkshire.
I've traveled England, and Yorkshire is definately the best place- not just from my point of veiw, but from all my fellow outsider's.