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8.
To chew something loud and obnoxiously.
The english mastiff puppy liked to yonk on her bone.

My daughter would yonk her gum until I told her to chew with her mouth closed.
by bugsy555 October 07, 2012
 
9.
1. n, an inhabitant of Yonkers, NY
2. v. to live in Yonkers, NY. also YONK, YONKS, YONKED, YONKER, YONKING
3. adj, YONKED descriptor of someone living or the act of living in Yonkers, NY, sometimes used in a pejorative sense.
1. "Mark and Beth are not true yonks. They are originally from Boston."

2. "I have been yonking in Ludlow Park for the last 5 months, and I love it!"

3. "We bought this old house and are re-habbing it--we are so yonked!"
by AG G March 20, 2006
 
10.
A slang term for penis, usually used in the country or southern parts of the nation.
Me and Brian were wrestling and I think he grabbed my yonk.
by tinki 94 December 01, 2008
 
11.
A form of school ground hazing. Originating in a suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio. (Greenhills)

A "yonk" occurs as someone sneaks up behind another person, places one hand on the back of the yonkee's neck. Then grabs their forehead and proceeds to make a neck-breaking motion. This subsequently followed by saying (or yelling) some obnoxious sound effect. The intent is not to injure anything but pride.
That new kid just got "Yonked." Hope his neck is OK.
by Yonkmaster5000 July 05, 2010
 
12.
The act of vomiting or the vomit itself.
Last night, Matt was so drunk he yonked into a barrel.

The yonk was all over his beard.
by aliendave March 05, 2005
 
13.
A strange unknown creature that is sent to fight off the evil minions from inside you
Allright were outnumbered, SEND IN THE YONK!!!!!
by theyonkmaster April 01, 2011
 
14.
1. To "pull out" of a womens vagina and or butthole. 2 . To blow ones load after sexual intercourse.
Yo we was goin at it and i yonked dat shit
by Paperlobooo March 10, 2009