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10.
Pronounced (Yo-Nee)
1. An arousing feeling in ones pants. Often referring to ones arousing pleasure with their reproductive organ.
2. The male reproductive organ
3. The female reproductive organ. Or their G-spot
4. An annoying jewish kid
5. See F***
Yoned, Yon, Yoner, Yoning, Yonis, Yongina, Yonies
Yonmeister
1. Master of yonies
1. Fred likes to think that when he looks at me, he gets a yoner.
2. She got yoned by that donkey at the donkey show
3. Yoni is such a yoni.
4. I heard Magic Johnson was a yonmeister before he got AIDS.
5. He plays with his yonis in the shower
6. Her yongina had a mildred
by Jonathan Silva Birdde October 28, 2008
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1.
The Sanskrit word for female genitals. Translates to "source of all life" or "sacred space."
May I please enter your yoni?
by Jan Robinson December 02, 2003
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2.
the female reproductive organ. a man has a lingam, a woman has a yoni.
she dropped her drawers and we all saw her yoni
by Anonymous June 04, 2001
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3.
indian (hindi) word for vagina. references to this word are found in Kamasutra.
She let me touch her sweet yoni last night.
by Chodu July 08, 2005
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4.
1.The female reproductive organ. 2.A stylized euphemism for 'vagina'.
"Should I shave my Yoni tonight?"
by NaNcIbOi November 04, 2003
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5.
Main Entry: yo·ni
Pronunciation: \ˈyô-nç\
Function: noun
Etymology: Sanskrit, vulva
Date: 1799
Her yoni was a place of pleasure
by T. Trosper May 29, 2008
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6.
A vagina
They said yoni on the daily show
by The Extermanater10000 August 31, 2003
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7.
yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.

Sexual experiences include:
Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
by harrybeaver October 16, 2007
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