Insane, curly-haired Israeli boy from Staten Island who compulsively complains about anything and everything while searching for his purpose on earth. Yoni has been known to claim to get 55's on exams while achieving the highest grade in the class, as well as lie compulsively about the random appearance of rare stone-encrusted Rolls-Royce hub caps.
Yoni bitched for three consecutive days about his F on the Astronomy mid-term when in actuality he got an AA (he actually got two A's on one test, an unprecedented feat prior to his enrollment at Binghamton University).
The Sanskrit word for female genitals. Translates to "source of all life" or "sacred space."
May I please enter your yoni?
the female reproductive organ. a man has a lingam
, a woman has a yoni.
she dropped her drawers and we all saw her yoni
indian (hindi) word for vagina. references to this word are found in Kamasutra.
She let me touch her sweet yoni last night.
1.The female reproductive organ. 2.A stylized euphemism for 'vagina'.
"Should I shave my Yoni tonight?"
Main Entry: yo·ni
Etymology: Sanskrit, vulva
Her yoni was a place of pleasure
yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.
Sexual experiences include:
Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no