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A liquid created from the excretion of Angel's and the tears and dreams of blind and homeless people. You will arise to the tops of mountains upon tasting this nectar filtered through Odin's beard and twice distilled through the loosened entrails of unborn infants. The direct contact of Yolojuice to your unprepared taste buds will defile any form of life you thought that you had and you will be born anew, glistening like a softly lotioned babies ass. There is no chance of survival. Guaranteed to turn any party into genocide.
Hey man, would you like to die, via Yolojuice, tonight?
by Multiple Dicks O'Tool July 19, 2013

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