WARNING: If the yogurt is made correctly it will paralyze you for at least two nights and one day, make sure you dont have to be anywhere for a minimum of 68hours.
RECIPE: Get a teaspoon of oil, heat it up until the oil bubbles then put in about 20th of an oz of resin (or hash if your a dirty chav). It should dissolve completely then mix it with the yogurt (has to be a fruity yogurt or vanilla if your into that kinda thing) then put it in the fridge for about ten minutes. Then munch. Be prepared, it creeps up on you.
jess: 'yogurt?!?!? NOOOOO!! the yogurt destroyed me!!'
1) someone who has no input
2) of inferior intelligence
3) is boring
John: ......I don't know man my mom wants me to walk the cat.
Tony: Buddy your a fucking YOGURT!
Tony: Hey babe how bout me, you, my malibu ;)
Mel: I gotta watch jersey shore tonight, sorry.
Tony (to Vito): That girls a fucking yogurt, she decided to watch guidos on t.v. instead of getting with a real one.
B. Some use this term to mean "The act of doing something you don't like" (i.e. "put up with"), though this varies from the original meaning of the term since there is no intention to ever enjoy the action.
I never liked tomatoes, but after yogurting them for a few months, I now like them on my melted cheese sandwiches.
Eugena yogurted eating tomatoes.
Dating Charlie is ok, so I'll yogurt him until something better comes along.