When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!
Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!
Phenomenon that occurs when a man wears a pair of pants to yoga class so tight that you can see exactly where the pee comes from.
Natalie: Holy shit! Did you see that guy?
Nick: What? Where?
Natalie: To your right. His pants have conjured up some serious yoga dick!