Will capture you with a smile.
Has a giant dick
Cops usually question him just because they find him so interesting
He's a lover not a fighter but don't get any ideas he can still kick your ass
He is the reason why Waldo is hiding
If he were to kick you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
Girls love him, guys wish they were him.
He is the first man to learn from Chuck Norris.
Adam and Eve were the first people on Earth because Yoel can't stand to be with 1 girl.
He once traveled from the U.S.A to Japan on foot to get real japanese food. He arrived before he left. He is awsome.
Yoel- The Most Interesting Man in the World, he usually drinks and when he does he doesn't give a shit.