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Yoda is a master of “The Force” and is capable of incredible feats. Although at nine hundred years old he was able to do incredible jumps and is able to wield a lightsaber with great skill. Master Yoda is also well known for his great wisdom. Which he uses on the troubled Jedi Anakin Skywalker (Episode III Revenge of the Sith). He is also famous for riding on backs of notable heros such as Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. He was wise beyond his years. He eventually died of old age (Episode VI Return of the Jedi). Yoda’s last words were, “Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father’s fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi, will you be. Pass on what you have learned.” Yoda is one of the most powerful Jedi of the Jedi Order ever.
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The most powerful Jedi to ever grace the order. His wisdom and knowledge of the force was unmatched. His skills with the lightsaber was only equaled by the strength of his force lightning. Trainer of Darth Tyrannus and Luke Skywalker 900 years old...and still fuck you up I can.
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A way of speaking where the words are out of order in a sentence. And occasionally adding a gurgly "hmmm" Soup of chicken, I must have. Hmmmm
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A pimp, little green, creature who kicks everyone's ass in Star Wars. He was almost 900 years old when he died. Yoda walked in with a cane, but all of the sudden he was flyin' off of walls, kickin Count Dooko's evil little hiene.
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A muppet that flies around with a lightsaber and gets all the hoes. "Cool Urban Dictionary is!"
-Yoda "The one who made me Jim Henson was. Why I'm called a muppet that is." -Yoda "Kick your ass I will!" -Yoda |
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Small, green, and wrinkled master pimp. Can usually be seen holding a pimp cane and sporting his MacDaddy robe. Pimp'n hos Yoda be.
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a wise or seemingly all-knowing individual hey yoda, what should i do?
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Along with R2-D2, quite possibly the only character who was cool in both Episodes I-III and Episodes IV-VI. Thus, one of the only things George Lucas didn't fuck up in the second Star Wars trilogy. A: Did you see Yoda go berserk in Episode III?
B: Yeah, but did you see what they did to Darth Vader? All the way from badass to emo loser...oh, my poor childhood... |
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