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1) A Yochebed is a Jewish knockoff brand of the popular Chinese product Yoshi-Beds which are just thick comforters with little Yoshis plastered all over them.

2) a girl, usually called Yoche for short, who begins telling stories in a monotone voice and then, as if by magic, begins cracking up, spitting in your face, and picking her nose with your finger.

3) If a girl named Yochebed is flexible, or even a gymnist, she may be called a Yochebend
"Dude, never point at a Yochebed. She might stick your finger in her nose"
by Kalhua Cream Cheese Cake July 17, 2012
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