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Yo mama's so fat that the National Weather Service names all of her farts.
Yo mama's so fat that when she ran out into the street and I tried swerving around her, I ran out of gas!
Yo mama's so old she has an autographed Bible.
Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama's so ugly, we call Henry Ford our savior for inventing a way to escape her.
Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told her to get the fuck out of the way!
Yo mama's so stupid that she yelled into an envelope to send a voicemail.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks past the TV, you miss 3 episodes of the show!
My favorite one: Yo mama's so fat, when Dracula sucked her blood, he got Diabetes!

That's just a TEENY bit of all the Yo Mama Jokes I know.
by GroominGabe February 24, 2015
Jokes that nobody actually means. People just try to see who's is better.
"Listen to my new yo mama jokes"-Jake
"Okay"-Paul
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish"-Jake
"Lol, that's pretty good"
by random_guy350783 April 04, 2015
A retarded joke that middle and high schoolers say to each other that starts with "yo mama's so______that_______________." It's is used to be funny, but if you say it to the wrong person, they will beat the shit out of you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor. yomamajokes-stupid
by emailme: stevendashclark@gmail December 19, 2014
Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.
I personally think that's pretty funny.
by The Kentucky Yankee July 09, 2005

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