He is a DOUCHEBAG in every sense of the word. He can be found in your local playground stalking little kids or on the track field because he thinks he is really fast but he is actually slower than you average 80 year old grandmother who has had two hip replacements. He is the type of person that if he were to burst into flames right in front of your face you wouldnt piss on him to put him out. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes and if you insult him all he will do is talk about fucking your mother. You can use the word "Scott" in place of the word douchebag in every sentence.
Yo was that that Scott kid that just walked by?
Yeah hes a fuckin Doucher... I hope he gets kidnapped raped on his 20 mile trek back home to safety he gets hit by a car that reverses over him twice and then sends the bill for their fucked up bumper to his mother.
Hahaha and hes slower than my grandma.
Franklin Lakes, New Jersey: Like no other. ;)more...
You Know You’re From Franklin Lakes When...
-75 percent of your grocery shopping is done at the Market Basket.
-If you're Catholic...you go to MBS but only on the big holidays.
-You own 3 cars, at least one is an Escalade/Hummer.
-Your house has 7 bedrooms, but your family consists of only three people.
-You live in a McMansion.
-Your garage is bigger than normal people's houses.
-You have a pool that’s never used because you don't spend your summers in Franklin Lakes.
-You probably have more than one house (Vermont, Florida, Jersey Shore.)
-The Sweet 16’s on “My Super Sweet 16” don’t even compare to yours.
-You have a work out room and a library in your house that you don’t use.
-You had Ms. Wulster for Gym.
-You got really excited that Franklin Lakes got a Dunkin' Donuts
...but at the same time you think it’s crap we don't have a Starbucks and Wyckoff does.
-You watch shows like Laguna Beach and don't understand what's so crazy about people having so much money.
-When you turn 16 your parents will get your “okay to crash” car like a Mercedes or BMW but not to worry, you’ll get that Lamborghini or Ferrari for your 21st birthday.
-Know there is a definitive rich section and “not so rich” (aka not rich for Franklin Lakes but not close to the poverty line either) section of Franklin Lakes.
-You never set foot in the Franklin Lakes library.
-If you go to FAMS you think it’s cool to hang out at Dunkin Donuts...