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Swedish guitarist and COMPOSER who is literally light years ahead of all the dumbed-down, power-chord limited MORONS out there and in here, who have not the intelligence or SOUL to recognize the Yngwie writes the greatest pieces and songs, so far superior to their little gimmick-laden tin gods, Vai and Satch, that their pathetic little minds can't wrap around even a fraction of the genius. And that he plays with INFINITELY more feeling and emotion, despite the vastly superior speed and technique - these morons think that effort and strain = emotion. They have not a clue about classical music and virtuosity.

So they say he sucks and his music is masturbation. Easy cop out for a bunch of talentless, brainless little worms!
Ritchie Blackmore + Jimi Hendrix + Allan Holdsworth + Al DiMeola + Paganini + Bach + Van Halen + Mozart + Uli Roth + Django Reinhart = some of Yngwie Malmsteen....
by FretMaster August 19, 2009
 
1.
Guitar Legend. Neo-Classical Metal guitarist from Sweden.
If a posseur got within 1.5 kilometres of Yngwie Malmsteen while he was playing his mighty axe, they'd catch alite and die.
by Fryhtanic September 29, 2003
 
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Yngwie Johann Malmsteen-
Swedish Guitarist, gained inspiration from Jimi Hendrix whilst watching a TV programme on his death... not by listening to him!!!
He also became inspired by classical baroque music, mainly bach, and a violinist named Niccolo Paganini. He Mainly uses Harmonic Minor and Phyrigean modes and plays in the key of E flat minor, using his scalloped Fender Strat, through his personalised Overdrive pedal, into a (stupidly big) marshall stack.

Has a son named Antonio Yngwie Johann Malmsteen. Wife named April Malmsteen.

As some one before me has mentioned, Yngwie rips an extra asshole into those other so called "virtuosos" who think they are better.... Even if he is a cunt in person.
Yngwie Johann Malmsteen - Shredder of Shredders
by the next malmsteen November 08, 2004
 
3.
The fjory!!!!!
You've released the fucking fjory! You've unleashed the fucking fjory!--Yngwie, to a woman on a plane coming back from Tokyo.
by Viking August 06, 2003
 
4.
Crazyyy guitarist that plays as fast as a mother
Yngwie is a grreat guitarist
by Ruby March 03, 2003
 
5.
Neo Classical Guitarist

Created the genre known as "shred" in which the guitarist plays various difficult scales and harmonies...

Many people believe his music is repetitive and others think he is too arrogant for his own good
Yngwie J Malmsteen is a guitar god!
by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005
 
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Really REALLY fucking fast neo-classical percision guitar soloist.
Can play more notes than you can register in your head.
Yngwie RULES
by Nitro March 02, 2003
 
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A guitarist from Sweden which his name we couldn't pronounce. Arguably the best shredder there is.
A: Hey, that Yngwie Malmsteen guy is fuckin' awsome.
B: Hell ya, but what's witht he weight issue lately?
by Austin January 01, 2005