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A yeti is a skiier who is trying to act cool on the slope. but really they don't what the hell their doing. Usually, have old ski wear or wearing jeans, they also have hats falling off their heads and really old ski equipment. These are the kids that are going straight down the hill at top speeds. They are also a huge fail!!! guy #1: "Did you see that guy going straight down the hill?"
guy #2: "Was he wearing jeans and sunglasses?" guy #1: "Ya that's him." guy #2: "What a yeti!!" |
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Also known as the Abominable Snowman or Bigfoot. Next to impossible to find because it is smart enough to hide from poachers and mad expeditioners who just want fame and fortune. For centuries, scientists and explorers have been frustrated by their failed attempts to capture the Yeti.
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A fat and ugly female, often accompanied by facial hair including side burns. In even more extreme cases the yeti carrys along a "package", or even the full package including chest hair. When viewed often the viewer feels slightly nauseas and dizzy. Try no to stare at yetis too long, because if they catch you looking at them they will feel threatened and start throwing dangle berries or shit nuggets. Roy: uhg.. that nicole is such a yeti
Jim: i know man i'm gunna throw up Roy: o shit shes coming over here Jim: ah! fuck, i just got hit with a shit nugget Roy: OMG!! run for your life |
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A skier who clearly has no idea what they are doing. Usually seen flying down a hill with their jacket wide open and flapping in the wind, hair down and flowing, goggles askew, pizza square stance, and arms wide open with poles anywhere but where they are supposed to be. "That yeti is gonna crash into a deer or tree if he doesn't stop soon"
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Marijuana buds that have many trichomes, giving the appearance of white hair. Often considered to be of high quality. Yo I just got a pickup of some crazy yeti!
We are gonna smoke all of this yeti tonight! |
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a fat bitch on a bus that has excessive grease all over her body. especially the eyebrows. dresses like a ghetto but is actually the color you get when you mix a lot of milk with coffee. their native language is the wookie call. is the spawn of chubaka. is in the sasquatch and abominable snowman family tree. lives in the woods and runs on all fours. they'll "fuck your white shit up." wants people to suck their man sticks even though 'it' is "female." looks at you like you're their hamburger. best friends are lesbians, 'nuff said. Boy 1: WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
Yeti: ME! Girl 1: DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN STTTTTRRAAAAIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTT Yeti: YOU'RE GONNNNNA GET YOUR WHITE SHIT FUCKED UP! Everyone else on the bus: BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GHETTO! |
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A large humanoid creature. Residing in extreme northern climates or nor mountain peaks. Sometimes glimpsed during intense snow storms. Will sometimes leave large footprints in the snow. It;s droppings are also said to be large
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Thought to be the missing link, is actually an advanced version of human that tends to shy away from it's evelutionary kin because of the knowledge that humans are panicky creatures. Tend to prefer meat, and have a fondness for the word 'monkey.' "The yeti is a god!"
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