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The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following: Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity. Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest. Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night. Brian: Did he? Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear. Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit. Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester. |
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