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The act of placing an outstretched finger (index or otherwise) into the mouth of a friend, aquaintance, family member, significant other or stranger at the peak of a yawn.
NB. One who yawn rapes is a yawn rapist, and one can be "yawn-raped" Keith yawn raped Vince.
Keith is a yawn rapist. Keith was proscecuted for yawn rape. |
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| 2. | Yawn Rape | ||
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Defined by Russell Howard as 'when someone sticks their finger down someones throat mid yawn'
Usually causes coughing in the victim 'Omg I was yawning in Law when that guy next to me totally yawn raped me'
'YAWN RAPE' |
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| 3. | Yawn Rape | ||
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Sticking a finger in someone else's unsuspecting mouth while they're mid-yawn...causing them to end prematurely. Victim stretches and opens theirr mouth:
"Yaaaaaaaa..." <stick finger in their mouth> "...aaaaaawn" "Don't yawn rape me!" |
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| 4. | Yawn Rape | ||
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When somebody yawns and then a 'yawn rapist' sticks his finger in the mouth of the 'yawnees' mouth, and then shouts, "I Just Raped You In The Mouth!" A woman is sitting down on a train.
The woman yawns. A man jumps across the train and sticks his finger in her mouth and shouts,"I Just Raped You In The Mouth!" SHE HAS BEEN YAWN RAPED |
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| 5. | Yawn Rape | ||
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One of the many unnecessary actions Chad does in the process of annoying/confusing the people around him. Chad just stuck his finger in my mouth, and then, after the moment of confusion, I realized it was yawn rape.
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