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Slang for a rooster who struts around a barnyard like he owns the place.
Look at that yard pimp, he has his choice of any hen he wants.
by Stratton February 26, 2006
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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One who loans out their friends to do yard work at a price.
Boss: Do you have any friends that could do some yard work for me?
Steve: Sure boss, I'm a yard pimp. I got someone for you.
by wiers14 August 06, 2014
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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