| 1. | Yanks for the Mammaries | ||
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Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts. Meanwhile at a big spring break party...
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted... Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it! Dave: Who? Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf! Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities! In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries! Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor. Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times". |
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