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When a girl poops in your mouth, then takes a knife and repeatedly pushes it in your dick. After that she chops off then mans dick and pokes out both of his eyes with it. After that she stabs you in the ear with a screwdriver. And finally, she cuts open your torso and eats your intestines.
Wife: Hey honey, tonight i'm gonna give you a yamjob.
by Joey Mcguire December 04, 2010

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