Woman 1: Can you lend me a tab please?
Woman 2: Ive only got roleys
Woman 1: My God! You must be a Yakker
Man 1: Whos that cunt who you were talking to last night?
Man 2: Oh that was Lee from Wingate.
Man 1: He had some shiney teeth on him didnt he?
Man 2: And he talks a load of shite
Man 1: He is King of the Yakkers