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1) The absolute best fucking place to troll; at home, at work, and especially during classes that allow unmonitored internet access.

2) Home of some of the most idiotic, ignorant people on the face of the earth. Almost everyone on the site will believe just about anything you post.

3) The hardest place NOT to be suspended from.

4) A great place to get some of the worst information on the web. Most of the people have nothing else better to do and just answer for points.

5) Home of the most bitchy pregnant women that you will ever come in contact with.
Troll #1: I'm getting my sixth abortion in ten years -- will you say a prayer for me?

Troll #2: Help! My 11 year old son just got his period?!?

Brainwashed religious nut #1: I had a dream that I killed Mariah Carrey. Will God send me to hell?

Guy: What do you like to do for fun?

Girl: I spend all my time on yahoo answers. It's even more fun than myspace.

Guy: Don't you have anything better to do?

Girl: Actually, I don't.
by yahootroll888 October 14, 2008
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An extremely addictive website that will brutally murder your social life.
Guy: "Do you wanna go out tonight?"

Girl: "No, that's ok. I have plans." *grabs laptop and gets on Yahoo Answers*
by spunkaroo January 01, 2010
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Yahoo! Answers is a question & answer website run by Yahoo! with a specific point system unique to the site.

There are 7 different levels which are used to guage a person's usage of the site. About a year ago they actually meant something but now once you're at level 5 on the site you're as far as you can go.

There have been countless complaints directed at Yahoo! Answers and Yahoo! Customer Care for "wrongful violations" in which case trolls, spammers or personal haters would use the user-abuse-reporting tool excessively in which most cases they were automatically processed resulting in Q&A being taken down and even entire deletion of Yahoo! accounts. My personal advice from use of the site: don't use Answers and have your primary email on the same Yahoo! ID, bad idea.
Oh well, I just got kicked off Yahoo! Answers for the 20th time today, I'll just go and open a new account since I'm not IP banned.
by Sid Barrett September 11, 2007
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Yahoo! Answers is a site wherein only politically correct questions and answers that don't offend even the easiest people to offend are allowed and where if you aren't a slave to their anal retentive guidelines you are treated as an outcast and your account is eventually deleted.
The Yahoo! Answers staff need to pull their heads out of their butts because they delete questions and answers (and even accounts) without even paying much attention to whether they genuinely deserve to be deleted.
by D-Shiznit August 12, 2007
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its basically a site where you could put your deepest darkest secrets and thoughts and have people respond. Its a site where you could put your most embarrassing, personal thoughts that you wouldn't even tell to a psychiatrist!
I went on Yahoo Answers and secretly described and asked my thoughts about sex.
by tatomuck1 September 23, 2008
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A relatively decent site, unfortunately totally effed up by...

-trolls: the most famous Y!A troll? Phil J. He likes to post little "erotic" stories about his girlfriend doing a poop and peeing on him while he touches himself. But he seems to be getting popular actually! Others include Fizzdude and TROLLER, who deliberately post extra long answers to make you have to scroll down.

-Twilight-obsessed freaks. The kind that report you if you don't agree that Robert Pattinson is "OMG so super-duper hott like yeah dude". Sheesh.

-Top Reporters. hated by pretty much everyone. They are all probably middle aged virgins living in their mothers' basements.

*But, fortunately, there are loads of awesome people to compensate for all those losers. These people include:

The Joker, RJ, ohGr, Miss Fedora, In Joy and Sorrow, MirorSaw, Buk, Lucky, cc, jayjay, Sp!cy, Snookie, HRM, Velvet Kitten, gabe, British Much, The Punisher, Hypocrite, Michael, dazed, Radium Radiator, Hilda Matilda, des g, evil kaneevil, Bruce P, franz, champagne, IAN B, lynbop,JC and many, many more ( if I listed them all I would be here all day )
If you are bored or depressed, log onto the P&S section of Yahoo Answers. Someone there is bound to make you laugh.

Might even find me there!

by hellzbellz!123 April 26, 2009
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A website that people go on for one of the following reasons:

1. They need relationship/ medical advice
2. They are too much of a stupid fuck to use Google.
3. To troll various sections to piss the 35 year old's who live in their mom's basement
4. To go on Polls and Surveys to have social interactions with the no-life losers of the section.
EL OH EL! I'm going to R&S to ask a question about seeing Jesus in my pancake and burning it! Can't wait for the Holy rollers to freak!

I have 12 warts on my vagina! No way should I be sensible and see a doctor, I have Yahoo Answers!!!!

I truly love all of my "contacts" that I talk to on Formspring and message!!!!!!

*sarcasm*
by Peanutbutterfudge December 22, 2010
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A site that everyone should encourage another corporation to create a similar competitor to because it has many flaws 1. stupid rules that can get you reported such as chatting with other users in a question 2. Idiots with no lives who report others for stupid things 3. Taking away of accounts unceremoniously without your knowing once you receive a few reports 5. shutting off the site to make stupid changes like way things look instead of correcting the above errors 6. Not limiting punishments to yahoo answers but taking away your entire account 7. not being more like youtube and letting everyone give a thumbs up or a thumbs down but rather allowing idiots to report for stupid reasons
That new website is such a yahoo answers.

I got rid of the website because it was so yahoo answers

That cheap website didn't last long because it turned into a yahoo answers
by Monroe Dubo August 04, 2008
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